[male voice clears throat]
Where to begin? [clicks tongue]
How 'bout, Once upon a time?
[door slams]
How many times have you heard
that to begin a story?
Ah, here's how to open a movie!
[singing in African language]
Seems a little familiar, doesn't it?
Let's try something else.
Oh, no, no, not the book.
How many times have you seen
"opening the book" before?
- [brakes screech]
- Close the book. We're not doing that.
I'll tell you what.
I'll just take you back to when
things took a turn for the worse?